Rita's Rocket Utopia
Welcome to the most perfect place on earth! Where the skies are always pink, and the air is always sweet.
Here's a brief history of our glorious society:
- Year 1: Founded by Rita, a genius with a penchant for all things bright.
- Year 5: Invented the first-ever Disco-Tron 3000, the most fun appliance you'll ever own.
- Year 10: Established the Intergalactic Council of Utopia, a coalition of world leaders who just happen to be all Rita's best friends.
- Year 20: Achieved perfect happiness levels, with an average smile-to-frown ratio of 100:0.
- Year 50: Declared Rita's Rocket Utopia the ultimate destination for aliens seeking the perfect human experience.
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