Rita's Rocket: Requirements

For the Most Efficiently Utopic Society

Rita's Rocket is a comprehensive guide to creating the ultimate utopian society. Because, let's be real, we all want to live in a world where everyone is happy and there's never any conflict or drama. But, like, actually.

So, here's the deal. If you want to join the ranks of the most efficiently utopic society, you've got to follow these simple rules:

• No. 1: All citizens must be required to eat nothing but kale and quinoa for every meal
• No. 2: All citizens must be trained in the art of extreme ironing
• No. 3: All citizens must be required to participate in group meditation sessions at least 3 times a day