Rule 1: Always Keep Your Seatbelts On, Even In Space
It's not just about the ride, it's about the experience. You never minimalist about safety, especially when you're strapped to a rocket with Rita.
Rule 2: Never Trust a Mechanic Who Wears a Fedora
Trust your instincts, but not the ones with the fancy hat. There's always a reason why they're not fixing the rocket.
Rule 3: Always Bring Snacks
Space travel can be long and boring. Keep your energy up with some tasty treats. We recommend freeze-dried ice cream. It's not just a snack, it's an emergency ration.