Pepperoni Epiphenomena Laboratory

Our Research

We're a team of esteemed scientists dedicated to the study of the utterly mundane. Our current focus is on the Epiphenomenal Properties of Pepperoni.

Led by the illustrious Dr. Bottomsworth, our team has made groundbreaking discoveries in the fields of:

Learn about our work on Pepperoni Slicing Kinematics Explore our groundbreaking research on Pepperoni Smell Emission Theory

Our Team

Our team is comprised of the following esteemed researchers:

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth III

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth III - Lead Researcher and Chief Pepperoni Connoisseur

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