Personal Growth Failures

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1. Procrastination

Spent 4 years reading the same Wikipedia article, convinced it was going to give you the secrets of the universe.

2. Overthinking

Spent 5 hours analyzing every decision, only to realize you could've just done what you wanted to do in the first place.

3. Fear of Commitment

Kept switching between dating apps, hoping to find the perfect algorithmic match, instead of just asking someone out already!

4. Perfectionism

Spent 3 years writing the perfect essay, only to realize nobody was reading it, because nobody cares.

5. Impatience

Expected instant gratification from a 10-hour video game, because adulting was so last season.