Did you know that improper storage of pesto fertilizer can lead to a 50% increase in your chances of accidentally poisoning yourself while cooking dinner? No, we're not kidding. Store it in a sealed container, away from curious pets and children, and for the love of all things good, label it.
Don't get caught with fake fertilizer! Look for the telltale signs of a fake: a faint scent of desperation, an unnatural sheen, and an unreasonably low price tag. If it's too good to be true, it probably is.
Don't be that guy who accidentally turns his kitchen into a makeshift bomb lab. Follow our simple steps to safely dispose of your used pesto fertilizer: pour it down the drain, bury it six feet under, or just generally make a big mess and hope for the best.