Tip 1: How to Properly Store Your Pesto Fertilizer

Did you know that improper storage of pesto fertilizer can lead to a 50% increase in your chances of accidentally poisoning yourself while cooking dinner? No, we're not kidding. Store it in a sealed container, away from curious pets and children, and for the love of all things good, label it.

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Tip 2: How to Identify Fake Pesto Fertilizer

Don't get caught with fake fertilizer! Look for the telltale signs of a fake: a faint scent of desperation, an unnatural sheen, and an unreasonably low price tag. If it's too good to be true, it probably is.

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Tip 3: How to Dispose of Pesto Fertilizer Properly

Don't be that guy who accidentally turns his kitchen into a makeshift bomb lab. Follow our simple steps to safely dispose of your used pesto fertilizer: pour it down the drain, bury it six feet under, or just generally make a big mess and hope for the best.

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