Welcome, agents, to the second act of our intergalactic counter-invasion. The enemy, an alien species known as the "G'lorg," has been identified as having a weak point in their defense system: their love of terrible puns.
We've assembled a team of the best operatives in the galaxy to take advantage of this vulnerability. Our strategy is to launch a series of increasingly ridiculous pun-filled attacks, hoping to break the G'lorgs' morale and give us an upper hand in the war.
Our first target is the G'lorg's "G'lorg's Greatest Hits" playlist, which we've managed to infiltrate and replace with our own brand of intergalactic knock-knock jokes.
Phase 3: The Anti-Joke Offensive is our next move. We'll be using a combination of sarcasm and irony to try and break the G'lorgs' grasp on the galaxy.
Phase 4: The G'lorgian Grammar Battle will be a more cerebral approach, using our understanding of the G'lorgian language to outsmart them at their own game.
But for now, let's get ready to rumble. Our agents are suiting up and prepping for battle. Wish us luck!
Phase 5: The Final Showdown will be here soon enough.