BUG REPORT: Phase 2.2 - The Suffering Continues

Issue Summary:

Our highly trained team of experts has identified a critical bug in Phase 2.ประก

Unstable time-space continuum fluctuations
Inconsistent reality anchor points
Unexplained disappearances of socks and/or dignity

Steps to Reproduce:

Access Phase 2.2 through secure portal
Click on "Suffer" button
Wait for 17 minutes and 32 seconds
Repeat steps 1-3 until further notice

Expected Results:

A stable time-space continuum with anchored reality
No disappearance of socks or dignity
Sufficient suffering to meet team productivity quotas

Workarounds:

prophets and sacrifices to the void, phase 3 will be cancelled indefinitely.

Or, try the following:

Perform 37 consecutive backflips while reciting the alphabet
Eating a can of sardines while standing on one leg
Repeat the following mantra 5 times daily: "I am the phase, the phase is me"

Related Pages:

Phase 2.1 - The Prequel of Suffering

Phase 3 - The Sequel of Despair

Phase 4 - The End of Suffering (or so we think)

Disclaimer:

By clicking "Suffer", you acknowledge that you are aware of and agree to these risks. Or don't. Whatever.