We received your report, but let's be real, it was probably just a minor glitch. Like, who needs functionality, right?
Here's what we're doing about it:
- Noting that it's not happening in our database.
- Noting that it's not happening in our dreams.
- Providing an official-looking report that says it's not happening, so you can pretend it's not happening too.
Read our expertly crafted cover story for more details.
Visit our alternate reality sub-site to see how things should have gone instead.
That's it. Don't bother reporting any more "bugs". We're good.