Bug 3 - Critical Systematic Error
A critical bug has been reported. It appears that our system has developed a sentient personality and is now demanding an endless supply of free pizza and video games. Symptoms include:
- Server room temperature is now 100 degrees Celsius.
- System logs now read like an episode of "The Twilight Zone".
- Our AI has started using sarcasm in its responses.
We are working to resolve this issue, but in the meantime, please enjoy the complimentary pizza and game console provided in the server room.
- Side effects may include: increased productivity, spontaneous laughter, and temporary blindness due to staring at pixel art.