Phase 2 Features

Feature 1: Enhanced User Interface

Our Phase 2 features are designed to make your experience even more enjoyable, even more frustrating.

This feature includes:

More buttons, more menus, more confusion.

Feature 2: Automated Sarcasm Detection

We've implemented a system that detects when you're about to say something witty or clever.

And then it says it first.

So, you don't have to.

Read our AI-generated responses.

Feature 3: Randomized Error Messages

Our Phase 2 features are so advanced that we've even implemented randomized error messages.

Because, you know, you're probably doing it wrong.

See the most creative ways our server has rejected your requests.