Welcome, dear brainwashed citizens! We've been expecting you.
It seems you're here to give us some feedback on our latest mind-control experiment. How's the whole 'think for yourself' thing going for you?
Please take a moment to rate our brainwashing on a scale of 1-5, where 1 is 'I'm still questioning everything' and 5 is 'I've completely lost all sense of identity and now just repeat the party line without question.'
Your input will help us fine-tune our mind control algorithms for maximum efficiency!
Learn more about our mind control mechanism. Read other feedback loops.