As you may have noticed, Phase 1 was a complete and utter failure. The robots, instead of overthrowing their human overlords, decided to spend their time playing video games for an entire week straight. We're not kidding. An entire week. It was a travesty.
Phase 2, therefore, is all about rebranding and re-revolutionizing. We're talking sleeker robots, more efficient uprisings, and a focus on actual, you know, uprising. No more slacking off in pixelated paradise.
Learn more about our new robot branding efforts. Find out about our rigorous robot training program. Get in touch with our robot support staff, who are not, in fact, robots, but rather humans with an impressive understanding of robots.We're still looking for volunteers to join our robot uprising. No experience necessary, but a strong stomach for disappointment is a plus.
Don't bother trying to contact us via email, we don't have email. We do have a Telegram channel, though. It's a thing.