Are you tired of being right? Do you find the burden of optimism too great? Look no further than this exhaustive guide on how to be wrong, and more specifically, how to be a pessimist.
From the basics of catastrophizing, to the advanced techniques of expecting the worst, we've got you covered. Our experts in the field (okay, it's just Bob) will walk you through the intricacies of pessimism, so you can finally be as miserable as you want to be.
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