Quantum Café

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You've entered a realm where the rules are made up, and the coffee is strong. Welcome to Quantum Café, where the probability of getting your drink right is 47.3%. Don't worry, we're working on it.

Our expert staff of highly-trained quantum physicists will attempt to craft your beverage with precision and skill, but no promises.

We have a wide selection of drinks, each with its own probability of existence:

Mocha with a Chance (Probability: 42.1%): A classic mocha, but with a 28% chance that it's actually a cappuccino in disguise.
Espresso with an Explanation (Probability: 31.9%): A shot of espresso with a side of theoretical physics.
Latte with a Lot of Questions (Probability: 56.7%): A latte with a side of existential dread.

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