Here are your achievements:
- Survived 1000+ consecutive hours of staring at mayonnaise
- Mastered the art of balancing 5+ types of meat on a single sandwich
- Conquered the fear of using a deli slicer
- Achieved a perfect 'rainbow' of colors on a single slice of bread
And here's a special bonus achievement:
You've managed to not spill mayonnaise on your shirt in the past week. Well done, you're a true pro!