Extreme Sandwich Making

Phase 3: The "Oh No, I'm Out of Mayonnaise" Protocol

Warning: This phase requires a deep understanding of sandwich science and a steady hand.

Phase 3 Recipes

Remember, in Phase 3, desperation is your ally.

Recipe 42: The 'I'll Just Use Ketchup' Solution

Ingredients:

  • 2 tablespoons ketchup
  • 1 tablespoon regret
  • 1 tablespoon despair
  • 1 pinch of 'I'm out of mayonnaise' dust

Instructions:

1. Apply ketchup liberally to all surfaces.

2. Repeat steps 1 until desired consistency is achieved.

Recipe 69: The 'Drown It In Cheese' Technique

Ingredients:

  • 1 block of cheddar
  • 1 block of gouda
  • 1 block of blue cheese
  • 1 cup of despair

Instructions:

1. Drown the entire sandwich in a vat of melted cheese.

2. Serve immediately, or let it sit for 4-6 hours for maximum flavor.

Recipe 11: The 'Mayo-Free' Abomination

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup of chunky blue cheese spread
  • 1 cup of chunky chive mayonnaise substitute
  • 1 tablespoon of regret
  • 1 tablespoon of 'I'm a culinary failure' dust

Instructions:

1. Replace mayonnaise with a substance that resembles mayonnaise but is not mayonnaise.

2. Apply liberally to all surfaces, then question your life choices.