Wormhole Maintenance: Phase 4 Phase 2 Phase 1 Alert!

Due to unforeseen quantum fluctuations, the wormhole at coordinates 42.13.17 has entered a state of critical flux.

Please stand by while our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated technicians attempt to recalibrate the dimensional fabric.

• View Maintenance Log
• Wormhole System Diagram ( warning: not for the faint of heart )
• Emergency Procedure Manual

Estimated Downtime: 3.14 days

Next Scheduled Maintenance: Never (we're not sure when we'll get back online)

Disclaimer:

We are not responsible for lost socks, missing socks, or socks that have somehow managed to get stuck in the wormhole. You have been warned.