Phase 2-2-1: The Great Maze of Infinite Bureaucracy

You've reached the infamous Phase 2-2-1, where the walls are as confusing as the rules.

We're not sure what you're looking for, but it's probably not here.

Try Navigating the Infinite Loop of Red Tape if you're feeling brave.

Or, if you're feeling lucky, try Sacrificing your Soul to the Bureaucratic Beast.

Either way, don't say we didn't warn you...

Consult the ancient tomes of lost souls