The Phase-4 FAQ: Because You Clearly Need More Questions
Q: What is Phase-4?
A: Phase-4 is the inevitable conclusion to all of existence. It's like the 4th act of a poorly written play, but with more explosions.
Q: How do I survive Phase-4?
A: You don't. But if you must, stock up on canned goods, water, and an adequate supply of catnip. It's going to be a long winter.
Q: Will there be Phase-5?
A: Only if Phase-4 doesn't get us first. But let's be real, we'll probably just reboot into Phase-5 like we do every Tuesday.