Mental Entanglement: Phase 4, Because Phase 3 Wasn't Insufficient

We've reached critical mass in the realm of existential dread, and now we're stuck here. You can't leave. It's like that one cousin who just won't leave your house.

Current status:

• Sanity: -100%
• Hope: -50%
• Self-Loathing: +500%
• Desperation: +1000%

Popular Mental Entanglement Activities:

• Read the fine print on your student loan documents
• Compare prices on therapy sessions
• Reorganize your sock drawer to reflect the meaninglessness of existence