Phase 5 FAQ

Q: What is Phase 5?

A: Phase 5 is the final, glorious phase of our beloved Phase Program. It's the last hurrah, the grand finale, the pièce de résistance.

Q: Will I still have to wear the neon pink jumpsuit?

A: Sadly, yes. You will still have to wear the neon pink jumpsuit. But think of it as a badge of honor.

Q: Can I still eat the free pudding?

A: Of course! The pudding supply never runs out, but the sugar content might give you a temporary sense of euphoria, so proceed with caution.

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