Our Mission
To confuse, mislead, and demoralize our enemies. And also our allies.
Phase 4: Psychological Warfare is not just a branch of the military. It's a way of life.
We use advanced techniques of persuasion, misdirection, and deception to achieve our goals.
Or, you know, to just make things up as we go along.
Our agents are trained to be masters of the human mind. Trained to be masters of nothing, really.
We are the masters of the art of war... of minds.
Our Methods
We use a variety of techniques to achieve our goals.
Join Us
Are you ready to join the most elite branch of the military?
Are you ready to be a master of the human mind?
If so, apply now. Or don't. We don't really care.