**Welcome to Phase 5: Mind Swap Protocol, where the art of mental transference is a science!**
A: It's a highly classified government agency where we swap your mind into a more interesting body.
A: Not really. We're still working on it.
A: No, you can't. You're already in. Check your contract.
A: Sorry, no. We have a celebrity ban in place. It's not pretty.
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