In a shocking turn of events, it turns out that socks have been plotting against humanity for decades. This chapter delves into the mysterious disappearance of socks in the wash, and the subsequent cover-up by the Sock Illuminati.
Read more in Chapter 2: The Sock Illuminati
Join us as we uncover the shocking truth about the world's most powerful organization: the Sock Illuminati. Their sinister plans for world domination through lone socks are revealed.
Continue reading in Chapter 3: Sock Puppets and Mind Control
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