Monclerian Body Language
Located in a secret underground bunker beneath the Monclerian Embassy, this service offers diplomatic protocol training for the most discerning intergalactic diplomat.
We offer:
- Advanced hand-waving techniques
- Expert nose-twitching for maximum intimidation
- Subtly-angled eyebrow raising
- Extensive research on the art of 'accidentally' walking by
Our instructors are certified Monclerian Body Language experts, with years of experience in the field. We have a 100% success rate in negotiating intergalactic trade agreements.
Advanced Nose Twitching Techniques
Monclerian Body Language 101
Diplomatic Services
We offer:
- Interstellar ambassadorial attire consulting
- Intergalactic gift-giving workshops
- Advanced diplomacy software
Secret Protocol Services
We offer:
- Advanced hand-waving techniques for maximum intimidation
- Subtly-angled eyebrow raising for subtle manipulation