Decision 2: The Folly of Optimism
It's a well-known fact that the universe is a meaningless void, devoid of any inherent value or purpose. And yet, optimists insist on finding the bright side in everything.
But what if we told you that optimism is actually just a clever ruse, a desperate attempt to distract ourselves from the crushing despair that surrounds us?
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Learn more about Optimistic Illusionism and how it's just a thinly veiled attempt to avoid the abyss.
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