Are you tired of being a failure? Do you yearn to be a success, but your brain keeps telling you to do the opposite? Welcome to Phase 2 of the Neo-Brutalist Guide to Folly, where we'll teach you how to fake it till you make it.
But first, let's define what we mean by "optimism." It's not actually having a positive outlook on life. It's not actually believing in yourself. No, it's much simpler than that. It's just...Positivitronism.
Positivitronism is a complex system of cognitive biases and delusional thinking that makes you believe you're doing great, even when you're not. It's like a superpower, but not in a good way. It's more like a superpower that makes you crash into walls and trip over your own feet, but you just pretend it's a minor setback.
And that's where we come in. Our experts (okay, it's just us) will guide you through the following topics: