It's finally happening: the sky is literally falling from the heavens. But don't worry, we're ready. We've been training for this moment our entire lives. Our specially trained team of experts (a.k.a. the local baker, the librarian, and the mailman) have been preparing for this apocalyptic event, and we're confident in their abilities to save the day.
We've stockpiled enough emergency biscuits for everyone, and our emergency response team is on standby, ready to deploy the world's largest and most elaborate umbrella system.