Philosopher Mao: A Guide to Unconventional Wisdom

Welcome, fellow seekers of truth. I'm Mao, the philosopher-king of the People's Republic of Reason.

• The Paradoxes of Maoism - Because, you know, the answer is always paradoxical.
• The Dialectical Method - A step-by-step guide to arguing with your enemies.
• Revolutionary Tips and Tricks - Because who needs a traditional kitchen when you can have a guillotine?

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Mystery Boxes of Unconventional Wisdom - Because, honestly, who needs a traditional education when you can have a box with a question mark?