The Maoist Manifesto of Philosopohy
Welcome, comrades! This is Mao Zedong's Guide to Revolutionary Philosopohy, where we'll be exploring the most pressing questions of the day.
Today, we'll be tackling the big one: "What is the nature of reality?"
Is it a fixed and unchanging entity, or is it a dynamic and ever-changing force, like the winds of revolution? Ah, but what does it matter? The answer, comrades, is that it's whatever we say it is. And if we say it's whatever we want, then we can change it, and that's the revolution.