Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
What do you call a fake mouse? A punderful rodent.
Why don't scientists keep their worries to themselves? Because they're always working on new experiments.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
What do you call a group of cats playing instruments? The purr-cussion section.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Why did the baker go to the bank? He needed dough.
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