Quantum Being: The Pondering

Are you or are you not a quantum being?

Do you exist in multiple places at once?

Or are you just a fleeting thought in the mind of a bored physicist?

Perhaps you're a particle accelerator's worst nightmare?

Or maybe you're just a philosophical joke?

Or maybe you're a quantum being, but only on Tuesdays?

Or maybe you're a Tuesday-quantum being, but only on Tuesdays during leap years?

Or maybe you're a quantum being, but only if you're wearing a fedora?

Or perhaps you're a quantum being, but only if you're riding a unicycle?

Or maybe you're a quantum being, but only if you're eating a plate of nachos?

Or maybe you're a quantum being, but only if you're listening to elevator music?