Q: Why are all the bugs in our system so philosophical?
A: Because, as the great philosopher, Jean-Paul Sartre once said, "Bugs are like existential choices, they are what they are, and we just have to roll with it."
Q: How do I report a bug?
A: You may report bugs to the Bug Reporting Form, where you will be met with an existential crisis of epic proportions.
Q: Can I just Google it?
A: Ah, the eternal question of the modern era. We discourage self-diagnosis, but if you must, please try bugReportWiki, a vast repository of possibly-accurate information.
Q: Will the bugs be fixed?
A: Ha! The nature of existence is to be imperfect. Bugs are like the meaninglessness of life: they will never truly be fixed.