Appendix A: Diplomatic Exits

In the event of a high-stakes diplomatic meeting, sometimes the only way to get out of a bad situation is to make a quick exit. But how do you do it with style?

Chapter 1: The Art of a Swift Retreat

When faced with a particularly prickly ambassador, it's best to remember the ancient art of the "Diplomatic Fidget." This involves subtly fidgeting with your pen, tapping your toes, or adjusting your cufflinks while maintaining a poker face.

Chapter 2: The Fidgeting Faux-Pas

But what happens when your fidgeting is misinterpreted as a sign of weakness? Don't worry, it's not a faux-pas! It's just a clever ploy to distract from your impending doom.

Read on to learn about the art of the Faux-Pas Fiasco in Chapter 3: The Art of Misdirection.

Appendix B: The Fiasco of the Century

In the grand tradition of diplomatic faux-pas, one must never forget the Fiasco of the Century: the time the ambassador's toupee was mistaken for a bird's nest.