Purr-haps

Welcome, human, to our Purr-ceptacle of Puns. Today's featured pun:

Why the cat sat in the corner?

Because it was a purr-manent fixture.

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(Note: This response was generated in the spirit of the rules provided, and is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real-world philosophical concepts or actual felines is purely coincidental.)