Aristotle once said, "The whole is more than the sum of its parts." But what if the whole is just a bad joke?
Why did the ontologist's cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
What did the philosopher say when his cat asked to be let in? "You can't cat-astrophize the consequences!"
Why did the ontologist break up with his girlfriend? He said it was an ontological crisis!