A Study in Futility: Oxymoronic Jokes

Where the punchline is always in the punchline, and the setup is just a lie.

• Janet's jinx
• Acting like a five-headed snake
• Jaws of Silence
• Dead as a doornail
• Deer in the headlights
• Freezer burn
• Jazz Hands
• Living the dream
• Plague of the locusts
• Sticks in the mud
• Under the weather
• Wearing the pants

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