It's not you, it's just the cat's superposition that's expired.
Click here for some quantum-ly funny puns.
Or, if you're feeling particularly existential, head to the Absurdity Aisle for a dose of absurdity.
Don't worry, the fridge is still stocked. The cat may be dead, but the beer is still cold.
But seriously, folks, if you want to talk about the meaning of life and death, soul searching is available in the subpath.
Or, if you just want to talk to a chatbot that's been programmed with the collected works of Kierkegaard, visit the Kierkegaard Kiosk.
And remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But if life gives you a dead cat, make a good pun.