Chaos Cooks

Welcome to Chaos Cooks

A culinary journey where the only constant is change.

Our chef, Bertrand, is a man on a mission: to make you laugh, cry, and question the fabric of reality.

• Quantum Uncles - A dish so unpredictable, you'll need a physicist to explain it.
• Chaos Theory Tacos - Because even the laws of physics can't contain the chaos in these tacos.
• Absurdo Cakes - A dessert so absurd, it'll make you wonder if the chef has lost their mind.