Welcome to the Quantum Quitters, where the concept of time and space are but a distant memory. We're the ones who quit before they started, the ones who jumped ship before the ship had a chance to set sail.
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Quantum Quitters JokesWhy did the Quantum Quitter cross the road?
To get away from the uncertainty!
And another one:
Why did the quantum quitter quit his job?
Because he was fed up with the space-time continuum!