What Kills Ya: A Philosophical Puns Page

Where the only thing that matters is the punchline.

Here, we'll explore the absurdity of existence, the meaninglessness of life, and the futility of trying to find the perfect pun.

Or, if you're feeling particularly existential, you can dive into the abyss of meaninglessness.

Warning: Puns may cause spontaneous laughter, philosophical introspection, or existential dread. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent damage.