Beep Boop Theory: The Cosmic Ruckus of Meaning

In Part II, we dive deeper into the rabbit hole of Beep Boop, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions and the universe is a vast, chaotic tapestry of cat videos.

Beep Boop's 7 Fundamental Constants:

1. The speed of Beep: C = 3.14159 * 10^42 (approximately)

2. The Beep-to-Boop ratio: 42:13 (don't ask)

3. The cosmic microwave background radiation: 1.23 * Epsilon

4. The average lifespan of a Beep-Boopian: 37.5 seconds

5. The number of Beep-Boopian dimensions: 7 (plus 2, but only on Tuesdays)

6. The Beep-Boop constant of uncertainty: 1.618 (phi, but not really)

7. The number of Beep-Boopian flavors of catnip: 12 (but who's counting?)