Dear Esteemed Members of the Philosophic Community,
As the appointed chair of this subcommittee, I'm writing to inform you that the meaning of life has been found. Or, at least, we have some really good ideas about it.
Our team has been working tirelessly (or at least, for several hours) on this pressing issue, and we're ready to present our findings.
Subcommittee Members:
Our research has led us to the following conclusion: The meaning of life is 42, but only if you count the number of times you've eaten a sandwich while contemplating the meaning of life.
We've attached a PDF with our findings, which includes an exhaustive list of sandwich types that contribute to this grand realization.
Looking forward to your thoughts and feedback. Or, at the very least, your agreement that our findings are correct.