Meet the subcommittee that's sole purpose is to decide which socks are worthy of being worn and which ones are destined for the sock drawer abyss.
Current Members:
Expertise: Sock existentialism, the philosophy of the perfect match, and the ethics of solo sock-wearing.
Ph.D. in Sock Dynamics. Specializes in the study of sock bunching and the sociology of foot odor.
Has spent years studying the ancient art of sock whispering. Can tell when a sock is about to escape the drawer.
Upcoming Meetings:
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