Philosophy Subcommittee: Ethics Committee

Because who needs ethics when you're a philosopher?

Meet the members of our esteemed subcommittee, who have collectively forgotten the difference between right and wrong:

Are We There Any Actual Rules?
What Is Ethics If Not Self-Justification?
When Did We Lose Our Moral Compass (and Why)?

Our subcommittee's findings will change the way you think about ethics, but probably not.

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