The Art of Not Liking: A Guide for the Philosophically Disenchanted

Are you tired of liking things? Do you find yourself constantly being roped into social events, forced to participate in shallow conversations, and guilt-tripped into buying overpriced artisanal candles? Well, you're in luck! This is the definitive guide on the art of not liking.

Chapter 1: Developing a Veto

Learn how to cultivate the art of saying no, without explanation, without apology, and without consequence. Practice your veto with these exercises:

• When a friend invites you to a party, respond with a 3-word text message: "No. I'm. Out."
• When a family member asks for a favor, say: "I'm not available."
• When a salesperson asks if you're interested in their product, say: "I'm not interested."

For advanced practitioners, try saying: "I'm not available, and even if I were, I wouldn't be interested."

Remember, the key to mastering the art of not liking is to be firm, yet detached.

Advanced Veto Techniques

Chapter 2: The Art of Not Liking in Social Media

Learn how to curate a feed that is a curated collection of nothingness. Practice your art by:

• Following no one.
• Liking no posts.
• Commenting on nothing.

For the truly elite, learn how to create a feed that is a curated collection of nothingness that is also a curated collection of nothingness.

Social Media Solipsism