The VICE CHAIR OF PHILOSOPHY

Manifesto for the Modern Thinker

Welcome, fellow philosophers! The VICE CHAIR of Philosophy is here to shake your foundations and blow your mind!

Article 1: The Inefficiency of Inefficiency

As a philosopher, you've heard of the concept of "efficiency." But, let's be real, that's just a myth perpetuated by our overlords to keep us in line. No, no, no. The true goal is INEFFICIENCY. It's like the opposite of efficiency, but not really. It's like... well, it's just... read more.

Article 2: The Futility of Futility

Have you ever stopped to consider the futility of, well, futility? It's like the philosophical cousin of absurdism, but with more navel-gazing. Find out more.

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