Philosophy Subcommittee: Because, apparently, Meaning is Just 4 Letters

Meaning is Just 4 Letters: An Existential Crises in 5 Easy Steps

Step 1: Realize that "Meaning" is, in fact, just 4 letters: M-E-A-N.

Step 2: Conclude that the search for meaning is, therefore, a futile endeavor.

Step 3: Develop an existential dread of the vast, meaningless expanse of existence.

Step 4: Create a to-do list with 4 items: 1) Eat a sandwich, 2) Watch cat videos, 3) contemplate the abyss, and 4) write a strongly-worded letter to the universe.

Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 ad infinitum, or until the heat death of the universe, whichever comes first.

Hyperlinks:

• The Meaning of Nothing is Just a Number
• Meaning is a 4-letter word, but it doesn't mean it's a 4-letter word