In a shocking turn of events, our committee of esteemed philosophers has decided to double down on uncertainty.
We're not just talking about the meaning of life, the universe, or the nature of reality. No, we're talking about the uncertainty of our very own meeting times.
That's right, folks. We're talking to the press today to announce that our meetings will henceforth be held at random intervals, subject to change without notice.
But wait, there's more! Our committee has also decided to introduce a new system of philosophical inquiry, where every other sentence will be randomly replaced with a completely unrelated sentence.
For example, "The meaning of existence is a paradoxical enigma, but did you know that pineapple pizza is the perfect topping for a margherita pizza?"
So, if you're ready to embark on a journey of discovery, confusion, and occasional existential dread, then join us in our new era of uncertainty!
Stay tuned for further updates on our press releases on this matter.